So I haven't blogged in a whiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllee, like February last year lol! But yeah, man. Since I actually have friends here now(shout out to Ramon, Marji, Keri and Cryhog) I figured I'd write abouuuuuut.........................blah. I got nuthin'. I mean, I do airbrushing now, it's not like I can take home the end results of my daily creations. Gotta get a digital camera soon. But, I guess I'll share a story from my airbrushing experiences so far.

So, the other day, I'm opening up the shop and I notice a young guy comes running up.........literally, running up. First thing he says is "Oh man, you opened up, FINALLY, BOUT TIME."

Bout time?...........Like, I was late for opening the shop ON TIME!

Anyway, he request to have a shirt airbrushed that says R.I.P Grinch..................only problem is, he can't spell Grinch. GRINCH!!!!! I don't know know if I was more shocked that he couldn't spell it, or that he couldn't spell his friends name. Either way, it's pretty sad.

But it gets worse and more um..................nigga-ish. Don't worry, I'm black........I can say nigga. Nigga nigga nigga nigga. There. I said it

Anyway, as I'm working on the shirt, he tells me that his friends are coming to get shirts, as well. Which, I'm like "cool", More monies for me. But then, his friend shows up and wants an extremely detailed shirt that has a brick wall with the words "RIP Grinch". I explain to him that a shirt like that will require at least 45 minutes to an hour to complete.

Their response is "45 MINUTES?!?!?! Nah bruh, we gon' need these shirts ASAP."

I ask them how soon, and they reply; "Today, we need em' today for the funeral."

I ask what time the funeral starts, they reply; "At eleven o' clock."

I look down at my phone to check the time..........................it's 10:47.

Niggas.

I then ask them how far away the church is from the mall.

They reply; "Man, we don't even know where the church is."

NIGGAS.

At this point, I try to reason with them by telling them that if I do the shirt, they'll be late for their homeboy's funeral. I try to FURTHER reason with them by asking what's more important, looking fly at your homeboy's funeral, or BEING at your homeboy's funeral..................................................the guy actually takes a second to think about it.............................and still opts to get the shirt. Thus being late for the funeral.

NIGGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Phew* Haven't blogged in a while...............felt kinda good. Maybe I'll share more of my adventures at the airbrush shop. Until then, to all my peeps out there stay on ya grind(so cliche', right?) and stay at the drawing board. PEACE


Will aka Ty the Suicidal Assassin aka Righteous The Poet